I've had my car for less than a month and already had a few tears.
Not even one week into owning my car on July 4th, I went to a gathering in Los Angeles. For those of you who don't know you park on the street/curb. People were blasting off fireworks all night long. In the morning when I walked back to my car I saw a smokey gray line right across my driver side door. The punks lit a bottle rocket next to my car and ended up hitting my car. Luckily the paint did not get damaged.
This week I went to work and I discovered the curb that is meant for parking is too close to the wall. I tried to scoot forward since ambulances drive through the parking lot and I ended up hitting the curb and the wall at the same time. My car literally bounced off and rolled backwards. I quickly jumped out to inspect the front bumper and again luckily there was no damage.